Tomorrow morning?! Bless your heart.

Also: Rubio is an idiot who should be led away from the adult’s table. Did you see him pause and look up when he was trying to remember the three things he was trying to say to Comey? I know him being an idiot is like saying water is wet, but it’s hard to imagine that Rubio was a clear better choice to Cruz and Trump…

Popcorn is popping...

Mr. Trump, are you not, in fact, a chronic and habitual LIAR?

Tomorrow morning’s Twitter storm from Donald should be amazing. He’s going to be stewing on this testimony for weeks.

Have to admit that I wasn’t really expecting much from today, but this got off to a much hotter start than I anticipated. I never thought the Steele dossier would even come up at all, let alone in the first 10 minutes. I also thought it was interesting that Comey said he couldn’t comment on it in a public setting.

He used the L word right off the bat. This is amazing.

But unless it was Ivanka peeing on him, would his supporters care? I can hear them now, “So what? What goes on in the bedroom is nobody’s business!”

I, too, thought at first that we might just be looking at a Carter/Reagan Iran Hostage transition, except now it was the Obama/Russians Crimean sanctions. Repubs used back channels to get hostages out and solidifying Reagan, and Trump campaign is using back channels to get us in good graces with Russia by lifting…

Nothingburger = bigly well-done shit sandwich drenched in ketchup constantly served to the American public whether they want it or not.

Oh, there’s a pee tape. When you loan someone a billion (or more) dollars and they are never going to be able to pay you back with cash, you make sure you have some way to collect.....something.

Freedom fries, none of that Paris garbage!

Yeah, so far it’s looking like Trump is just plain not competent enough to be a crook. He’s not smart and/or knowledgeable enough to be an agent working with Russia. He is a useful idiot for Putin and some of the more conniving members of the GOP. This leaves me despairing because....he probably hasn’t done anything…

I don’t think using the strictest of technical terms Dump is an agent in that he himself has never said the actual words “I cannot wait to betray America for my new boyfriend Putin,” but his entire family’s actions speak for themselves. They aren’t traitors because of any political belief or ideology, they’re traitors…

Russian agent? Probably not.

My money’s on Russian agent AND moron.

The only thing worse than the FOX news/alt-right idiots in general is when they get hold of an outdated slang term that everybody else quit saying two years ago. They’re like a puppy with a peanut butter sock.

These people latch onto a phrase they hear some asshole on Fox News say and then proceed to parrot it back in every news comment section on the internet because they think it makes them sound smart and informed. The one I caught the other day after the Paris Climate debacle was “it’s about national sovereignty”. I was…

They are the most dangerous propaganda machine ever created. It is not just an alternative viewpoint. It is complete and utter disinformation.

jesus christ that is infuriating.