Ugh, Gerry Mandering. That guy sucks.

They should have learned

Man, the new season of Black Mirror sounds lame

“We’ve got a backup on the 405... looks like the car at the front of the pack has an old Obama/Biden sticker on its bumper so we’re just gonna go ahead and call this a Liberal plan to stop you hard-working Conservatives from getting to work on time”.

Gonna be funny if current protections fall and every bit of misinformation that your Q-loving aunt posts ends up getting yanked.

kids who simply can’t resist a good joke

That’s Yahya Abdul-Mateen in the 2021 version of ‘Candyman’.

“Mooommmm, a black kid touched my toys!”

if she was Married for 27 years, I wouldn’t surprised if the kids are 27

That’s probably why he put in the bit about “before watching the video”.

This reminds me of the time when I was in grade school and I was selected (along with a classmate) to run the P.A. for morning announcements. We were foolishly left unattended in the office for a moment - a moment was all it took for my classmate to release a long, slow belch into the open mic.

“Too old for this shit” is pretty broad. For example, I’m too old to give a sh*t about Post Malone, but it doesn’t mean that I’d automatically be a fan if I were still 25.

When’s Donald Trump going to flee to Russia?

folks like yourself ... have virtually nothing of value to bring to the table in order to change these men’s lives for the better

Seriously. If the government wants to persecute me based on what meds I’m taking, they don’t need to monitor my phone - they’ll just get that info from the pharmacy.

Saying that DiCaprio may be involved when Dong-hyuk’s statement is essentially “he likes our show, maybe I’ll ask him to appear” is a bit of a stretch.

And you can’t get either if you’re dead from COVID. Checkmate!

Weird! I walked right up to security, told them I was Young Sheldon’s dad and they let me right in.

Zendaya, the first Black woman ever to win an Emmy for best actress twice! Zendaya, the mastermind behind this dance!