Grizzly bears are technically the smaller subspecies. Brown bears are larger. The defining trait of a brown bear is that it lives close to large bodies of water and therefore has a supply of fish, which results in bigger body mass.

That’s an interesting decision.  Generally, a criminal defendant takes their victim as they find them.  It’s analogous to the “eggshell skull” rule in civil law, that says that a defendant doesn’t get a pass merely because the plaintiff was more susceptible to harm than the defendant anticipated.

I like this version:

Have you played Doom 3?

Or you could try a comprehensive solution:

Or you could try a comprehensive solution:

Your avatar and screen name brought back happy memories.

When my dad was unconscious for 26 days following his CABG, he had some pretty loopy dreams. At one point, he was convinced his nurses were laundering money via the electrical wires in the ICU.

Oblig.:

Oh no! It all makes sense now. Think about it: how did Cheetolini get elected? With help from the Internet. And what do we know about the Internet?

It’s not very effective because the 2nd Amendment Historo-Industrial Complex has spent years pushing the idea that “well-regulated” meant well-equipped, rather than subject to well thought out regulations.

Grammar Trolling is still trolling. It’s a magnificent method for derailing a discussion. As Exhibit 1, I offer this thread.

Dude. He’s a geek (y’know, like that Banner guy). Not just any geek, but an angry geek (y’know, like the “other” guy). But on top of that, he’s angrier.

Anyone who says differently is selling something.

Wait. I thought we were celebrating an avian par excellence....

Wait. I thought we were celebrating an avian par excellence....

One and a half dozen, anyway.

Darkhawk 4evar!

My (male-owned) law firm is working on plans for our new space.  We’re including a “Wellness Room,” which is intended primarily for new mothers to pump in.  We aren’t perfect, but we’re educable.

When I was 7, I broke my arm. This was a long time ago. More than three decades.

LEGO has really been killing it with their Jurassic World sets. LEGO dinosaurs (i.e., where you can put parts of one dino on another’s body) is so LEGO and so Jurassic Park as to be a perfect match.

Insurance also pays judgments.