Want to know something else about how crazy an achievement the Great Pyramid was? The Egyptians completed building it around 2560 BC. This is about 1,350 years before the Greek Dark Ages, and more than 2,000 years before the Classical Period, which is what most of us mean when we talk about Ancient Greece.

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