“None of our main guys say no to the baseball classic.”

Oh well - he’s been to far better parties anyway:

Yeah, is this... normal Florida behavior?

Yeah, and re: positioning, a nice graphic that ESPN had up after the first set:

It’s the Yankee way. Nobody loved trim more than Jeter.

This is the first post I’ve ever written about Tim Tebow.

You’re killin’ me, falls.

At least he’s got that Sandlot residual money to fall back on.

Can I get an amen?

Yeah, fuck that agent for trying!

Part of starting up a new area of coverage means introducing (and reintroducing!) characters to our readers, even if they would be familiar to hardcore fans like you. I wrote about Zverev last fall, at the very beginning of my tennis coverage. When I covered him again in January, I wrote about him in a way that did…

If he stays hot he’ll have a great chance at Wimbledon.

Semi-serious question, but I’ve always wondered this:

Why is that when extremely obese people wear tight and lightweight pants (e.g. uniform pants or suit pants), their dick and balls are never outlined? Yeah, there’s shrinkage, but if we can see the crest of his pubic bump, we should be able to see the other stuff…

Is this another Sterling situation brewing?

Not being able to let go of the smallest thing, suggesting his opponents are mentally unstable, and conspicuous files of paper that no one gets to see? Dolan 2024!

Steve Bannon looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman - now.

So, Rodger Federer, greatest athlete in the world right? Better then all the US Sports guys, better then Messi and Ronaldo who function within teams.

Already probably the best player his truly global sport has ever produced and has now won a tournament by beating several of the top guys in 1 or 2 generations after his.…

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