HamNo thinks he’s so funny. He isn’t.

This is a weird thing to break out the Ironytron 3000 over. It’s the New York Times. Did you think there was a chance Sulzerberger was going to turn it into a workers’ coop?

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

This is the nagging (sorry) problem I have with the drumbeat of “Believe Women”: yes, we need to get out of the habit of automatically disbelieving women who declare themselves to be the victim of rape, but at the same time we have a system of criminal justice that presumes innocence. I’d say that the presumption of…

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

In reality, Donald Trump is a moron.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

How can Trump make America white again when he can’t even stop Machado from becoming a citizen and voting against him? What a fat loser he is!

He just doesn’t know when to stop.

GW Bush did do some commendable things as President, including, for example, pressing to funds to help fight AIDS in Africa. And one of those commendable things he did was to sign legislation instructing the Smithsonian to start planning for this museum, and saying he believed it should be built on the national Mall.

There’s actually a long and well-established legal history of why a plaintiff would want to keep their identity secret, and it always involves issues of retribution. In some cases, that means physical safety, but it’s also included things like community harassment. In this case, where issues of both physical safety…

It’s only unhealthy to remove your head protection if you think she might have an STD.

How does a fancy dog even get ahold of a phone, let alone call into a radio station?

High beams aren’t doing anyone any good if you need your fog lights.

I too, wish of this.

I wish you guys had a tennis person. It’s literally a year-round sport and constantly has good stories. Also a numbers-nerd paradise if you know where to look.

He basically did roast her with this, because all she wants in this world is attention. And he refused to buy in. It’s absolutely glorious and I like him even more for this.

I feel bad that OBJ was dragged into all of Lena Dunham’s unnecessary drama. He really seems like a sweet dude who just wants to live his life and enjoy his Instagram.

This is the perfect response for how much it’s gonna burn her attention-seeking ass up.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.