Hurling rocks at things never solved anything? If there’s anything I’ve learned by watching Gilligan’s Island, it’s that hitting someone on the head with a rock is a legitimate cure for amnesia. So a really big rock would certainly help a planet remember how to be a planet. It’s simple science, man.

Ok great. You’ve found a typo and pointed it out like a douchebag. Do you feel good about yourself now? Does that make you feel like the big dog?

Ok great. You’ve found a typo and pointed it out like a douchebag. Do you feel good about yourself now? Does that…

You’re so cool! Thanks for that!

You’re so cool! Thanks for that!

With a few hundred copies of “The Art Of The Deal” on the shelves, naturally.

I don’t know, but I’m looking forward to see what they do with that Staten Island Hooters basement. It’s going to be great walking through there with a plate of wings.

I think we all know that the “Trump Presidential Library” is just going to be a giant, flat-screen computer monitor scrolling tweets.

“For volunteers they sure seem to get paid a lot.”

lol they’re going to be in Congressional hearings and still whinging about how it doesn’t matter how they won, only that they won.

CAN THEY PLEASE STOP BRINGING UP THE FUCKING CAMPAIGN

Who wears a pin that says “cut the military now!”

Um, getting a disease is not part of living a healthy life.

All the points you’re making are completely and utterly wrong for this thread. American prisons are notoriously harsh and cruel places. The food is bad, the CO officers are abusive and corrupt, the sentencing is uneven, and most don’t have Internet access. They need someone from the outside to pay for extremely basic…

Prison is a holiday? Are you insane?

Both men and women perpetuate elements of the patriarchy which directly harm them. 

Wow. A woman doctor... in the US... in 2017.

Quite. It’s why it’s very important that we retire calling genital mutilation “female circumcision”; the life-changing results simply aren’t comparable.

Yep. Well, honestly, it needs to be remember that it isn’t the same thing at all. What’s removed in FGM is not equivalent removing the foreskin. It’s equivalent to emasculation — removal of all or at least part of the glans.

I’m not tired of it at all—it sincerely makes my day. Sending many hugs, thank you!!

Evernote as a word processor? It is blatantly terrible at formatting. It’s a step above notepad, I suppose. But honestly not by much. And I say this as a paying subscriber. I would never use it to create full documents.

Because my documents do look better in Word than in Google Docs. And, oh, I’m a lawyer so I don’t want my documents from my clients and for my clients on the cloud.