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Cheers! (I’m with him/her)

Respectfully, check the date on that article.

Big surprise: a person who was pampered, isolated, and catered to throughout their childhood, who has surrounded their self with Yes-Men for decades, who has an enter operation within the government to censor his newsfeed for only positive news has a skewed and crooked perspective of the world.

I’m fully enjoying this because I’ve had so little to enjoy that my joy barometer is broken and this is what happiness and hope feels like now.

But does Cheese Whiz contain real whiz????

God, I wish I could fully enjoy this. I wish I could revel in this utter stupidity and incompetence and absurdity. I wish I could just bathe in the schadenfreude without that pessimistic voice in the back of my head staring out the window distractedly and softly whispering, “none of this matters, you know.”

YASSSSS PRINCIPAL. :>

(bad French accent) “What does a silly tire company know about food, anyway?” (/bad French accent)

And that will be how the Republicans defend him.

Exactly. He has the same mindset as the internet trolls who installed him in office— he honestly thinks “I didn’t say the exact words! Therefore, TOTALLY EXONERATED! Nanny nanny poo poo!” will stand up in court, because it works for him and his fans online. He thinks the “technicality” trick will work, he thinks the

And this article doesn’t even mention the part where he goes on a tangent about the DNC’s email server that got hacked being in Ukraine and asking to get to the bottom of that. 

It’s part and parcel of Trump’s standard strategy.

They have the non-plausible, but still deployable, deniability that because the phone call didn’t mention the military aid, he didn’t use it as leverage. I suspect that the whistleblower report has the connection via communications of others in the administration that the aid was tied to the Biden ratfucking and

ah yes,

Yeah, no, your comment is garbage and it’s exactly the kind of bullshit I’m talking about.  The Democrats in question are FAR more likely to be replaced by Republicans than the army of AOC’s that clowns like you think are coming to save you.

When will this site report honestly on Pelosi’s trepidation in initiating an impeachment inquiry? Seems like everyone outside of this echo chamber understands that she was protecting Democrats in vulnerable (conservative) districts, who, if forced into an impeachment vote, would have potentially jeopardized the

No kidding! What a fucking dickteeth - I tend to think the word “establishment” gets overused, but how much more establishment can it get than saying holding someone accountable for their crimes is actually going to punish people LESS so we should leave it alomee. The rest of us don’t live in that universe and don’t

I did that bad thing, so what?” has been the mantra this shitstain has lived his entire life by and not one single fucking person in a position of power ever stood up to him and said “It’s illegal, that’s what” and held him accountable.

No, we’ll need to call them something different but same. How about...Onions? It’ll be all the rage...

No, workers do not need unions, workers need to form their own organizations, independent of the unions and the two capitalist parties