Sorry, but a black guy getting bad reception in the Boston area doesn't qualify as shocking news

“Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs...”

They call them scalpers to honor them.

Pheidippides nutz.

This article is the real horseshit, so let me tell you why:

First of all, Acura only has established dealership networks on the tops of moutains. This is to allow potential customers to not only find a good deal on a TLX, but to also find a good deal on themselves. Recently me and the wife took 3 weeks off work and…

$1.95 that almost made me cry. If they bring it back, that thing will cost like 4 bucks on its own and the meal will be $6

Well, y’know, if I’m pro-Boba, being calm should be a thing. :) Also, I forgot to mention, he’s even better looking without the helmet.

The last thing running through his head was probably a concrete floor.

Not really what I was hoping for. Playing the theme song from one movie over a scene from the other move does not a mashup make.

I’m kind of intrigued by this font for the letter N. It’s like 75% serif.

“I hated Jordy got hurt, but in my beliefs, and the way I believe, it was — God meant for Jordy to get hurt,” said Quin, a devoted Christian.

This post is bad and you should feel bad.

My dog had the same eyelid surgery as Lisa. They actually had to remove the foreskin from his penis to create new eyelids. He is perfectly fine now, just a little cockeyed.

I would’ve named her Rorschach.

It ain’t white boy day is it?

Plenty of people did say just that. People with horse drawn carriages complained that it scared the horses. That’s why there were laws in some areas that you had to pull over and turn off the car until the horse passed.

I’m amazed — AMAZED — the author uses three names to identify himself.

yet another preventable tragedy

Ronda was all out of bubblegum