#OllieLivesMatter

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Lucy in the Sky near Diamond.

A Canadian gold medal will still only buy 0.77 American gold medals.

“When America sends its people, they’re not sending their best.” - Canadian Donald Trump

must be his finishing move

Not using jack stands. That’s way too dangerous to forget about, or not know about.

The police report mentions that, as the attack was taking place, Kromer repeatedly yelled, “This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps.”

The bigger question aught to be whether you can refuse a field sobriety test.

It’s great advice, and all - but what if you’re black?

Maybe they should have sent the team from Regularsizednesia.

There’s only one Winslow worth trading up for, and he’s all about Justice with a C:

The Cavs beat the Warriors and the Zebras in Game 2.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.

Sepp Blatter’s not looking for the cure
Sepp Blatter’s not concerned about the sick among the pure.
Sepp Blatter, let’s go dancing on the backs of the bruised.
Sepp Blatter’s not one to choose

Jeff Gordon’s Rainbow Warrior.

This is so misleading, as usual. “Kill you” is just how Aaron Hernandez refers to losing weight.

Follow-up: Can you also please give better background on the players you’re naming? “Chris Paul ran out of gas”, “James Harden on the bench”. Who the fuck are these people? What is their motivation???

Yeah, and how come you’re assuming that we know how basketball even works? Is it that hard to include something like “whoever scores the most points wins the game” or “the Rockets are the red team”? I know people will tell me to learn something about the sport before I try to read analysis, but gee whiz man, could you…