This is what you’d get with an edit button on twitter.

They can't help themselves.

Same. I coulda used a few season’s of “oh, you JUST missed Kirk, he went down that corridor.” or “aw, he just got on that elevator” :/

I was hoping that they would stay away from Kirk, maybe a off handed line about how there’s this rising star hotshot Lieutenant on the USS Farragut who is someone for Pike to watch out for in the future.

Going with the social media approach, if you cant attract teens to your site, go for the second biggest group on the web, stupid bigots.

does that dog whistle have anything to do with the article or are you just trying to attract new readers?

Tell me you’re white without telling me you’re white. 

Welcome to the stock market too. This is why it’s better to be long stocks than short stocks.

I felt like a total dork when I started using a scale to measure out coffee, but the scoop method was too variable and inconsistent, especially with whole beans, whereas weighing the amount in grams proved to be much easier.

I can’t tell you how many times I have googled “what does a cup of flour weigh.”

Free speech doesn’t protect you from the consequences of said speech.

Freedom of association is important. Dude continually drops the N-word? Well, that’s not someone I really want my streaming company to have a $100m contract with. So I cancelled it. Let others make their choice to hire whatever racist losers they want, just as we can fire whatever racist losers we want, since “does rac…

I’ve never met someone who responds to an argument with “you must be fun at parties” who is themselves any fun, anywhere, ever.

It was total harassment. The dude even admitted it was. Get out of here.

In case anyone ever wondered what professional wrestling minus the wrestling looked like, well here you are.

The real Wordle is entirely playable on mobile through the browser. It works great. What are you talking about?

You could have played it on your phone’s browser you giant ass.

For your edification:

“Brown eggs are local eggs and local eggs are fresh.”