In a parallel universe not very different from our own, the headline could have easily have been Tenn. Officer Kills Black Woman Who Was Changing License Plates on Vehicle She Just Bought

“Get an unlimited data plan with adobe creative suite for only $99 a month!”

“Any tax to save a human life is too much.”

Overwatch will play on a toaster.

“That person just mocked me. Let my now try to twist the law so that I charge them with a BS infraction and get them thrown in prison.”

The guy is a fraud.
He’d have nothing if it weren’t for other actual artists.

SEEING BILL O’REILLY GET FUCKED

and some have even speculated that this disproves the theory of evolution. The argument being that as the beetles evolved, they would have just blown themselves up.

Sometimes I think about what it would be like to have sex with my cat.

What pets do you have?

“FFS Chris, just suck a dick already.”

WELL?? What are you waiting for??
Kick the crap outta him!!!!!

“It’s so much harder to be born rich than born poor.”

I wish Trump’s supporters could be graced by Trump’s grandchildren singing in front of them for EACH AND EVERY DAY of his administration! They really deserve it!

If Black girls are magic, which school of magic do they prescribe to?

It’s unfortunate to see Touhou being recruited by the forces of evil.
All is not well in Gensokyo.

It’s also unfortunate that Zun’s art, which is mocked by even his fans, is being displayed.

This sounds like ‘Feminism is not a stick with which to beat other women with’.

Can’t wait!
PogChamp

Person that falls for onion articles appointed under this administration?

No one saw that one coming!!

“I want to bang that sexy, reptilian cat-mantis.”