Everything he does demonstrates that despite winning the presidency Trump isn't over anything.

This is what they get for hiring Andy Borowitz to head up marketing..

"You know I've never been a quitter, never, no quitter.. To me, personally, leaving my office before my term is over, is.. it's just… I mean.. you know? But as President, I was the best, too good. That's why they're making me stop. America needs a full-time President and a full-time Congress, particularly at this time…

That's why he hated Mondays.

The upset we missed them friend and I ended up taking a train from Omaha to Denver to see High on Fire, Bison BC, The Sword, and someone else in Boulder on 4/20 the next year.

Everyone should though..

Same tour! We were late and missed High on Fire, they were the whole reason one of my friends was going, I actually sobered up over the course of the show despite drinking beer the whole time..

Dethklok did that, it was a good show, I think.. I was very drunk.

Sure, but were you tripping balls, and did you tell anyone while wearing sunglasses?

Well she must be one of the wonders of god's own creation.

They don't get to make ALL the money if they start licensing out their IPs.. Not that doing so wouldn't make them a lot of money.

You're halfway there!

This isn't him edited to sing this, it's just the audio of the song over video clips where Kermit's mouth opens and closes. If they took the time to find him actually saying the words in the song and edited them together with the instrumental (ala Brian Williams raps) that'd be not only "Kermit singing 'Ignition…

It's 90% disparate clips of Kermit edited to look like he is lip flapping to R Kelly, and a few shots that can be obliquely associated with the words that are being sung. If Kermit were singing it like the headline says, that would be a mashup. These are a slight step above a stoned teenager muting the TV while…

- Steve Bannon's résumé.

I was completely bewildered by box-opening videos until I started watching a guy open and eat MREs (shout out to Steve1989!!!) new and old, and now I kind of understand..

Do you have an internet connection and the desire to succeed?

Stop tying to feel good!!

I'm pretty sure he conflated the two, and gave her an office.

I legitimately believe that alone would be enough.