"I don't see how a famous person could ever lose a small-market election—until they're actually in office and demonstrate their incompetence."

Jack Gallagher is so fucking over with me I might get a tattoo (but not really, I just love the gimmick)

Most people don't know this, but Nakamura is the Emperor of Japan.

Who?

I hope he feels personally offended that he couldn't even get twice the amount of people to like his tweet that did your comment, and he is apparently someone.

"Typical liberal bot run advertising!" - Me

I was a huge fan of the J. Geils band album "Live" Full House when I was growing up.. WHAMMER JAMMER!!!!

There's not a trace of doubt in your mind?!

I grew up 30 minutes from there, it was a meth lab but everything else checks out.

Roughly 11k people live in that town though, so it's got all of that and crashing baby fires! That's how you get the Pulitzer..

"Typical Liberal Sex Dog run media!" - President Donald J. Trump

That's why I got season tickets, suckers!

He's 100% right about champagne sabering.

Well, he is pretty dumb, and very shortsighted.. http://www.bbc.com/news/wor…

I listen to my gut, and my gut tells me that this ain't a fit, but my heart says this could work and gut's a damn moron. So they get to carryin' on, and then my brain chimes in, sayin' I got to try my hand at the fast sex-paced world of adult literature.

Meh… But still.

26% of people are fucking terrible

Ew

I think they've "us vs them"ed it so far down the line they can't really tell anymore.

It wasn't a MENSA meeting… What buffet chain was it? Was it a Cracker Barrel!?