I don't think I'd use "handsome" to describe Dikachu, I'd have to go with cumly..

You're going to die.

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.. Believe me.. there are ways Dude, you don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon, with nail polish. Those fuckin' amateurs…

I'd like to see Oakley & Weinstein come back to run it for a season. It seems like the only way I'll know if it's truly dead or if Al Jean is just the worst.

$120 sounds expensive at first, but the more I think about it, it seems pretty reasonable for 12 lbs of beef and 2 gallons of gravy.

Maybe this… https://baribeef.com/grocer… ?

Free alcohol usually tastes best, even more so if involved in a crime..

infowars

First of all, from what I understand from doctors, that's really rare. If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down. But let's assume that maybe that didn't work or something…

"Mr. President, many people are saying unknown failure Emma Thompson has her own private email server, how hard was it to make America so safe and great?" - Lee Stranahan

No, they investigated it to make sure.. but a better statement would have been a smirking "Sounds like us, doesn't it?".

I had my suspicions..

Is there a way to say "here's hoping" without sounding like I'm rooting for his death?

Uhhhhh….. yeah..

Suess Chef.

Flatbread is the way to go. Anything you can't easily eat on flatbread isn't good at most locations, and it lacks the newspaperieness of the others.. but it's harder to learn Deng Xiaoping has died.

That sounds needlessly messy, but texturally interesting if not pleasing.. especially after a round of bong rips..

In a wig, while sprayed orange..

And I'm listening to Gary Numan.. Small world..

And it's not like he can't say it, he is absolutely 100% capable of saying it (and I would be surprised to learn he doesn't with his buddies) he just can't write a joke funny enough to justify its use..