Have you ever checked out the videos (instead of the usual intel and data) the CIA made for him? It's better than fox news, but only slightly https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Because none of us ever got that money Ben Stein promised!

Look, clearly the simplest explanation is there was a merging of 2 (or more) universes..

At least it's not the early 1970s and this shit was all over the internet 33 sec after it happened live.

That was a stupid thing to do and you should feel bad.. I'm willing to forgive, but I don't know when I'll be able to forget.. Some Hormel ® Black Label Bacon might help..

He bit https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Won't somebody think of the magicians!?!

I finally started playing XCOM about a month ago after owning it for years. The turn based squad gameplay is fun, and it looks pretty good considering it's age.. But I'm terrible at remembering to save, so I almost never play it again, and when I do I usually forget to save anyway.

She should have been more vacant and less of a cun… Ya know what, no. Not today.

I used to have a Ford Administration, it didn't get shit for gas mileage, but it was ugly too..

You're thinking of the Gérard Depardieu and Katherine Heigl movie My Father The Hero.

Fully agreed, it's like they're pandering to me, but think I'm 14 and terrible.

"Am I a jerk, or just jerk chicken? Or Chicka chicka chicka chicka jer jer jerkin the chain, 22 jerks and a jerk circle. Or is it a circle jerk? Or wait a minute, what am I sayin'?"
—Eminem

Legal adults sure, but actual adults, probably not..

It's like "sending prayers!" after a disaster instead of donating blood, food, money, or time..

It's okay, these things happen, especially to dead 118 year-olds..

"Some man could put on a dress, go in the bathroom, and molest your kid!".. Which is true whether or not they strip protections, and just as likely and illegal now as it would be then..

Why was that a busboy job?!

…No.

They might be a county seat like my hometown; 2,000 people (mostly over 40), 5 or 6 police officers, another 8 sheriffs. They also have more property crime than more populated, less policed cities in the area.. and Meth.