The Dave Chappelle quote they are leading with is Dave dismissing Trump's "locker room talk" and echoing the notion of "implied consent", which, at this point, paints Trump in a somewhat favorable light. The headline is "Dave Chappelle Defends Drumpf, Rips Clinton: ‘She’s Not Right and We All Know It’ " and that is…

Is this some kind of Turing test?

They must be fairly desperate for anyone to paint Trump in an even somewhat favorable light, anyway..

"It puts the lotion in the basket, Ru-dy!"

So, that's how it happened..

LIGHTNING HIT ALL THE WHISKEY!?!?!

*applesauce*

I'd watch Bitch Hunter at least once.. I wouldn't be proud of it, and I've seen a few episodes of all of Chuck Lorre's shows.

I go with a little mayo on the inside and butter on the outside, because fuck being old.

Sara Lee® Artesano™ bread is the best commercially available bread for grilling a cheese. It's slightly thinner than a Texas toast, and crisps perfectly.

obligatory

No shit? I left an R. Crumb in a church, we should hang out!

Now say "nuclear wessels"!

I threw a pamphlet in the street once, where's my parade!?

Jesus and I love you, E.M.G.

Oh, then I should rephrase that.. He's some serious shit…maaaaannnn.

Oh, that's right! My bad..

Didn't you get a MacArthur Genius grant this year?

That checks out https://youtu.be/osXt0EFaN7…

Christopher Kimball is a Vietnam vet.. He's seen some serious shit… I assume.