Lincoln was assassinated in a Brooks Brothers suit. He looked pretty damn good most of the time, all things considered.

ewwwwwwwwwww

Dan Quayle shaves at least 5 points off in any rating system.

Hahahahahahaha! Please don't breed.

They're the only Simpsons reference I don't abide.

No, no, being prickly is the same or worse than spousal and child abuse. Pick your battles.

Too soon for a crossover with The Apprentice.. Maybe FOX will bring back The Sarah Connor Chronicles in time!

It hasn't been the same since Pimpbot 5000 died..

Let him have this one..

I have always done so, and they've never told me not to.. I'm sad to hear this isn't the case for all. I guess I had just assumed they were boiling it all anyway, so why not?

That girl was clearly a Hard Headed Woman..

The whole bio-enclosure concept is fundamentally flawed, be it expressed via; dome, sphere, cube, or even a stately tetrahedron, buh-ddy!

The first one was okay though..

I don't know why he is even running! A time traveler has never showed up to kill him, so he obviously doesn't win..

I'd rather have pizza.

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If that's the weirdest they've got, I'd have to agree with it not being weird..

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I wonder if that crackhead needed to wake up his pet dog and/or deer, or if he just couldn't get an erection..

Any story set in Chicago without someone catching a stray bullet at some point counts as a heartwarming ending..