That’s actually the only reason I am not in the NBA right now.

The answer is both simple and obvious: Alabama. Didn’t win their conference, didn’t even win their division, didn’t have to play an extra game against a high-quality opponent. If you’re only going to have a four-team playoff, you have to treat conference championship games as the defacto first round, and conference…

I got an SID in college too. :(

I would pay money not only to see this, but also to witness the nerd rage afterwards.

Those were all Gungans and in the extended Blue Ray version they’re all gonna have voices and throughout the whole fight they’re gonna be saying shit like “Oopsie me have a stabby” really loudly

I always end up next to that person who starts trailing off and you think they are going to stop talking but just as you start to open you mouth they start talking again. I usually look like this...

Yeah, I’ll cut them some slack for either not being able to see or not paying attention. It looks more like all of the smilers are joking around or responding to others... not looking at the field directly when they laugh. That said, I don’t know how the director stayed on that shot as long as they did and then dumped…

Oh, Tom... you have just opened the shittiest shit can of worms imaginable. Have you been drinking extra in preparation for Thanksgiving?

ALL OF THEM

The center is hollow and filled with nougaty goodness. Mmmm. Nougat.

Finally Oregon wins a meaningful Bol game.

I’m no fan of Pau, but it looks like he is clearly giving DSJ the left side of the lane since Pau is expecting Kyle Anderson to provide some defensive assistance against the dribble-drive which (needless to say) was not forthcoming.

“I fought to protect the freedoms you enjoy in this country, so you better stop fucking enjoying them!”

The seaman has left a bad taste in everyone’s mouth.

Incidentally, I have been buying a helluva lot more beer under this administration.

3.

Pssh, Kansas City always covers in games played at home on weekday nights when the temperature is above 50 degrees at kickoff against another team whose uniforms feature imagery appropriated from Native Americans.

I made several seemingly unsuccessful attempts to post a meme and after I gave up it occurred to me that in a half hour, it will be posted several times. I apologize in advance.

Barron was photographed rocking a head-to-toe Arsenal kit