Get pre-approved from your credit union and when you’re in the F&A office, say “no” to everything. Absolutely everything.

This is a bad take

Agreed. Fiance guys are the worst! They’re all “We should set a date for the wedding.” or “What do you think about a Spring wedding?”

Also if he’s twisting his mustache. Possibly shady!

You’re not kidding. There’s one story I heard that makes me never want to get on a boat again. Just an absolutely fateful trip. See, there was this little boat that moored at a tropical port, and one day was rented out to give a quick tour to a wealthy couple, a movie star, a college professor, and a farmgirl from the…

I was watching “Moneyball” with my (at-the-time) 8 year old daughter. They said “fuck” and everyone sort of looked at her to see if she’d picked up on it. She had. She said, “oh, is that the ‘F Word’? I always thought it was ‘Fart.’”

My daughter yelled to my wife that I had said the ‘C’ word. My wife was shocked that I had said this in front of our young (tattletale) impressionable girl. I had said, crap.

Charcoal is wonderful, but you know what else is pretty good? Turning a knob, pressing a button, and having a hot grill ten minutes later and then not having to deal with a cauldron of ashes a couple hours after the meal. That’s decent, too.

Quit social media

What to Expect

nah.

Brown dwarves matter.

Everyone attempted to make a brown dwarf joke, only you succeeded.

I feel I need to add this book to the pile.

I think you are on to something. Barron drew this when he was four years old to give to his father. Melania of course put it on the fridge. Trump sees it, and like everything else takes credit for it.

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

This is good for Cubs fans. The team was playing much better and Cubs fans get nervous if they are too happy.

ME: tolerance and peace is the best way to go through life. we shouldn’t infringe on somebody who’s just doing what they want
ALSO ME: we should destroy every teen

Has the GM of a bottom 3 team ever won GM of the year before? Rick Hahn has basically walked into every trade scenario, taken his balls out, and laid them on the table. I don’t know how to react as a fan, because I’ve had more fun watching these trades play out than the actual games. In Hahn We Trust

The first step in understanding this trade from the Bulls perspective is realizing that Jerry Reinsdorf doesn’t give a shit and this is GarPax’s way of saving their jobs by telling him “uhhhh we’re rebuilding now give us more time”