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Envelope moisteners, always.

I sometimes have to visit inmates for my job, and if I forget to wear a bra without an underwire, I usually have to get patted down after setting off the metal detector.

That’s the noise my cat makes when he is about to throw up...

I was so distraught after I watched this movie that I marched right back to the video store (it was 2003) and asked for the happiest thing they had to counteract the ICK. Roman Holiday really helped.

I have friends who go regularly. It makes me sad.

Kittens <3 space heaters

the clip is more accurate (attached to your body), because arm movements mess up the data. one of the reasons they tell you to wear it on your non-dominant hand.

I highly recommend The Panic Virus by Seth Mnookin for people looking for more information

Charley is obsessed with the bathroom and tries to open the door on his own

I only got the $5, too. Figured it was worth a try (mine auto-renewed last month)

I only got the $5, too. Figured it was worth a try (mine auto-renewed last month)

This little guy was "Small Ball" when I adopted him (something about a gorilla and sign language or something). He is Oliver now :-)

I always assumed she wore a wig?

This was definitely an SVU plot line

I'll go ahead and be the one to SPLIT HAIRS and say it: this looks like crochet?

This remains the best message I have ever received, ever. Yes, it got the guy blocked, but it has provided years of entertainment watching people read it and their reactions.