I tell my employees to “Fuck on the weekend.”

I’d rather watch two pigeons fight over a cigarette butt in the park.

Now those are words Talib by.

When does Jed York get fired?

Bye Bye Chip!

Jim Tomsula does not like PF Changs. He prefers a plate of french fries and a baked potato.

If you’re going to violate the Eagles fan code of conduct at least throw some damn AA batteries.

Nah, he traded it for this

Barry Switzer

Sounds like a civil conflict to me. The women’s basketball team is winning real trophies.

Tell me about it. What parent would risk Putin their child in danger?

I wish the real Romo would come back.

Steeler Nation gives a shit.

Tomlin is also a big fan of comedy albums.

They’re being kept at bay b/c Chris Christie still thinks he can get Bruce Springsteen. If not I’d expect a Monster Truck Jam.

Taco trucks on every corner!

We’re talking about a person from central WV. Applebee’s is “classy” and “dignified” there.

The lack of diversity in the kick line is “embarrassing” on a normal day, she says, and will only be more pointed in January.

The only Super Bowl the Radiers get is the one Mark puts on his head before a haircut.