I will always take the opportunity to use a photo of Eli in a helmet.

Don’t bother waiting for the NX, it’s not gonna come out until at least 2017, especially after Iwata’s passing. The Wii U is a great console with a TON of awesome games.

incredibly, the author made no explicit assumptions about his health

look at his right arm when he hits the ground. Its completely limp. He´s out.

Wow, that dude was unconscious

No, I’m not that stupid.

He immediately does “the fencing response” with BOTH arms. Pretty sure he got a concussion like a mo’fucka.

Coming in 2019: Bull, a prequel to City Slickers from Norman’s father’s point of view.

Not trolling, serious question here.

A whole bunch of much more violently misogynistic societies don’t have this mass murder problem. The problem is the extraordinary availability of guns in the US.

You used three sets of parentheses, but one period? You should not be in any school system.

So, nintendo is a spiritual cancer? Two words for you, Mr. Professor: F**k you (sorry for this response so inmature, but for me it was reaaaaaally necessary).

Appropriating other peoples’ stories as your own is the saddest form of insecurity. When you hear someone tell a story to others about an adventure they had and you know that the story is ripped from your life. Like this one time I went to return a pair of pants...

It was clear all along. A 9/11 survivor would never agree to represent a place that claims to traffic fiery wings.

Buffalo Wild Wings’ hot sauce can’t melt steel beams

So often Americans reach for that casual racism against Asians. They can’t just accept that some people are better at things than them without resorting to it. It’s always Jap this, Jap that. Jap is a derogatory term. It’s no different than calling someone a spic, a Jew, a Charlie, a gook, etc. To add insult to injury…

You have clearly missed a LOT of games.
Especially Super Mario Sunshine, which is still the absolute highpoint of all Mario games (with the exception of Super Mario RPG).

I can kinda get why you’d get that impression, sort of, since Nintendo is one of the few game companies that actually puts out solid games that don’t…

You are pretentious