I HATE the Celtics, but I have to concede that their uniforms are damn near perfect.

“What a pussy mascot that is. I don’t care what your mascot represents. to me it has pussy written all over it.”

fuck matt barnes

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I had a mongoose with pegs

The contrast of your handle to your comment is hilarious, bordering on the absurd.

Here’s what I’ve never gotten about this whole thing. You’d think if these rules were so effing important, or even if the League had suspicions because of a call from the Colts, then every ref in charge of pregame checks would have a checklist and a game diary, and all the times, numbers and what tools they used would…

I get along with most people IRL. It’s on the internet where I have problems.

I think it’s cool they now let concussion sufferers write for them AS the concussion is happening rather than waiting until after.

Came for the conspiracy theory, stayed for the Master Blaster music.

I thought he’d be used to a hotbox by now

I used to play pretty seriously. The rules are simple. The main goal is to achieve “The Queen’s Errand,” or have the most netted balls by the end of the crow’s watch. If the pepper is placed in your path, you have to wheel the cranberry using only the poetic side of your bike. The lines on the court indicate the…

I believe it depends. A Jewish Zombie would be a zombie that converted to Judaism. Whereas a Zombie Jew is a Jew that has become a zombie.

No you didn't.

I will when people quoting scripture will stop prosecuting, harassing and killing gays, women and people of other religions.

The cheese stands alone, outside of the 3 point arc, watching Carmello shoot out of a triple team.

Thanks, Deadspin, but we already know that Indians always win the Spelling Bees

Translation: Ol’ Mitch’s re-election fund is kinda light at the moment.

I’d love to see the Star Wars saga retold from Jar Jar Binks’s point of view.