“I was so far out as soon as I read “According to Wikipedia”

It had damn well better be

Wikepedia hasn’t discovered it for us yet? Wikepedia hasn’t discovered it for us yet?!? Wikipedia hasn’t discovered it for us yet. The people behind this show, do they know what Wikipedia is? I would have changed the channel the moment after reading that.

“Can we not get the two mixed?”

No.

Disingenous concern troll is a disingenuous concern troll.

“Police claim a gun was recovered from the scene”

It’s madness

Lol, yeah, as of now with all our gas stations either completely empty or with lines that stretch literally for blocks, it is starting to look like Mad Max. I had sense enough to (partially) fill up on Sunday, before the madness hit, but I’m not looking forward to having to go on a journey to find gas in the next…

My car was running on fumes so on my way back from the gym on Sunday morning, I stopped at the nearby gas station and it had bags on all the pumps. I thought that was weird, but didn’t think much of it. Went to go get groceries and stopped at the gas station near my apartment and it had “out of gas” signs on all the…

At the rally I covered, there was a guy in...lets call it biker attire and an American flag bandana arguing with a black guy how the KKK wasn’t a racist organization.

This fuckboy needs to answer questions about when I can fill up my tank without going on a Tolkien-esque quest for a station that actually has gas. NC just stays taking Ls, and largely because of this dude and the Republican General Assembly. I swear to god if my fellow North Carolinians vote for this guy again, man.

“What happens if Trump calls Hillary a bitch during the debate”

John Mayer is a hipster racist (aka racist racist) with a “David Duke cock” so I don’t think that’s going to happen, Leslie Jones.

Wait. The man publicly wrote against the concept of female suffrage? And Trump loves the guy? How is Hillary Clinton not destroying these people?

no one cares about your boner

trolololol

As much as I love almond milk, the stuff has its limitations. I ate a chocalate chip cookie with an almond/coconut milk blend, the other day. While the cookie was fine, the milk tasted like that disgusting milk of magnesia (spelling?) my mom used to force me to drink when i was little. I suspect the addition of…

Donald Trump very well might be our next president. Nothing makes sense these days.

“overly sensitive white boys who didn’t like being called out”