I did not conflate the two different cultures or situations, nor was I trying to. That is why I put "A bit off the original topic" at the beginning.

"Hey whore,

Yeah, this one was just all out creepy to me.

Time to make it creepy.

It just feels so obvious to me, I'm surprized I haven't heard it before! Please use it whenever you can, but if you monetize on it by creating a Soylent Cream porno before me, have no doubts that I will destroy you.

Please do. And when that person utters that phrase I will take them in my arms and sing to them the Charlton Heston song (it's just a lot of indignant yelling while a tape of gun noises plays in the background) and together we will go on a quest to find to true meaning of christmas time fun.

I do that sometimes too! I also like to pretend like I have a terrible secret which I am struggling with or that I am an alien just trying to act normal around these earthlings. Pretending just makes me less nervous and more honest with people.

Yep. I posted an article below about how fucked up the whole premise is. I hate how people are all like "patriarchy doesn't exist! Lookit all the tampon ads!" because no.

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS LISTEN FOR A SEC, I am going to start calling ejaculate "Soylent Cream" from now on! Soylent cream is people!!!!

Okay, but you have to hold me first.

Still better than the people who name their albums "Music" or "Songs".

That is one of the most creepiest things I have ever seen that was not 'shopped. I'm serious. And I've seen a lot of freaky stuff.

A bit off the original topic, but I recently read this article about menstruation huts - [www.globalpressinstitute.org]

They are the most awesome of plants. But just remember to look after them well as they can be a bit finnicky.

But mad men do shit. Everybody shits. HAVEN'T YOU READ THAT BOOK?! EVERYBODY POOPS!

Oh my god, that's pretty much my brother except for the DUI/imbibing alcohol thing (he just acts like an immature ass all the damn time) and the him being thin thing (he is overweight yet he calls my thin mother "fatty" and makes sarcastic jokes about my size even though he knows I had an ED. That fucker.)

That setup sounds perfect. Fiercely introverted me needs their personal space (did I just use third person? Ew?) but it would be nice to have someone to do things with when I feel like it and who can find my shredded corpse if the wolves ever get to me.

What was the most fantastic comeback you ever got to use?

Bam, perfection right here, everybody. That reply is stunning. I just want to barf the last beautiful thing I saw out of my mind to make room for your reply. Stunning.

I find listening to certain music on my ipod makes me feel like I am a character in a movie or something and then it gives me the incentive to actually go out into the real world and do shit instead of read or curl up in my own little world all day. That and I give myself little goals like 'find mustard patterned…