You haven't been shopping until you get to overhear someone's conversation in which they use the phrases "crackwhore slut" and "dick slappin'" and then get lectured on how to stack your items on the conveyor belt by an elderly person who also asks you where you come from (no really, WHERE do you COME from) and how can…

I get that too. Like, I think "What if they bite me or my family so I have to kill it", but at the same time they still have a function and what makes their lives any less valuable in the grand universe and all that. A lot of people feel the same sort of way, but I think we can all agree on poisonous ants being little…

Listen to ambient or soundtrack music on the drive and keep twitching a little so your bum doesn't fall asleep. That way you can imagine the world around you is inhabited by crazy night robots as you take the drive back, but still be ready to get out and run if infact you didn't imagine that at all or you discover…

A big bowl of spite! >:D

Hey guys! I got some craft stuff for my birthday a few days ago and since this is the first time I've even picked up an embroidery hoop since I was about ten, I'm pretty happy with the results so far.

Sure, that would be great!

Calling all people who are familiar with Haruki Murakami's works - Which book should I get - Norwegian Wood or Hard-Boiled Wonderland?

Her work is really cool, thanks for the links!

Yeah, a friend already told me that artists often overwork the skin with white ink and that it's a trickier ink to apply. I really don't care if it turns out super faint, just so long as I don't get any scarring, but going over it again could be an issue.

Professor Herring Fillet (pronounced as in "fill'ay")?

I hear you. I'll be 19 real soon and even though I am young, relatively inexperienced and still in the cheesestring phase of life, I have a good head on my shoulders and resent the fact that people don't take me seriously. It's a weird thing to process when you think that you were supposed to be a fully pledged grown…

Any tattooed Jezzies out there?

Naive, shy, passionate and restless.

I'm really small chested and while I acknowledge that I am quite lucky that I don't have to go through the utter shit larger breasted women do, what I hate is that there are no small bras that have a thin cup. They're all padded and they're all in cutesy designs. All I want is a boob shelf that is structured like an…

<—- Also. Since I will take any opportunity to use this gif.

How could you hate Marissa! She was everything all the young girls watching were supposed to be!

Don't tempt the bears!

Bout fuckin' time.

"Hey, what's the big orange thing on my arm, man... C'mon."

Oh yeah, I definitely know difference between vagina and urethra in females and what function the urethra has in both sexes+its dual purpose for a male :) I was just seeing it from a technical reproductive view as in the canals where sperm or babies come out of.