"Wake me up for that red flow-flow

ME TOO! The first CD I ever bought myself was "The Chronicles of Life and Death"! I even remember you could choose from a "life" or "death" version (of course, I picked the "death" version because I was such a badass).

Awesome! For me, I will always have the Hilary Duff and Joel Madden relationship circa 2005. They were in love, I tell you! Them breaking up, totally ruined the facade of pretending to like Good Charlotte for little-me! Travesty!

That picture of Lola the dog is the most sad and adorable thing I've ever seen. It reminds me of when my sister's chihuahua passed away and oh crap my eyes are starting to tear up D':

That's interesting information, but assuming Lindsay Lohan is a prostitute seems a little far fetched.

I love you. I love you so hard, that on the Mohs Scale, my love for you would rate about a million. Suck it, diamonds.

I have a thing where I cognitive dissonance myself into not worrying about every single germ in the world. Like whenever I touch door handles, I use my sleeve because I make myself believe that sleeves are magic and don't count as germ hosts, or when I handle cards, I tell myself that the germs can be wiped off easily…

One of my friends from HS used to always remark on her "100 centimeters round the bust!" breasts. Especially in front of guys. She justified it by saying that she "didn't dress slutty, so it doesn't count". I didn't care about her big boobs (great, whatever. I'll just be over here, not remarking on my mini chest…

WHAT!

Sweet cracker sandwich, I can see it in the faces.

I dunno, I mean ducks ARE pretty sexy.

I HAVE SEEN SO MUCH OF WHAT YOU HAVE DONE THERE THAT I AM NOW BLINDED BY YOUR SAID DOINGS.

Man, I would heart you again if I could. But since I can't, I shall give you fifty seven internet potato dumplings!

Fucking potatoes.

I just want to hug my mum for letting me be a kid and keeping me away from The Sugar for as long as humanly possible.

I sometimes have breakdowns like that, but that's mostly due to laughing fits.

Wuh? What the hell is that thing? It looks like some unholy foam turd sponge (I just shuddered from having to type that, but gah wtf, that is what this thing looks like!)

"Chest Plugs, Sa-line Chest Plugs

Breast implants: The chainmail of the 21st century.

I would watch that. I don't know why, but I would.