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Now that is some good Kinja!

I would 100% gladly refer to that person as a Real Patriot™ if such an individual existed. With the sheer number of sporting events (sorry Soccer, you’re not going to count as a sport for this fictional individual), said individual wouldn’t have time to finish knitting the flag before he (and it’s definitely a ‘he’)

That could only be more American if you got someone to grow your cotton in your backyard for you and didn’t pay them for it.

Or lighters! I saw these yesterday at a Kitchen Collection store in Lancaster, PA.

Tbh, if you aren’t using that time to piss out the gallon of booze from the pregame, you’re probably not a big sports fan anyway

White Republican Jesus.

I’ve never seen an ass clock, let alone a huge one. I should tune in!

I am going to spring this on her just at the perfect moment.

You get a star for the “Slower Lower” reference.

This Windstar is doing its best Sean Spicer impression.

You’re on fire today!

Don’t worry, he’s going to reveal EVERYTHING in, oh, two weeks. Just make sure to watch the big, it’s gonna be tremendous, like, big as his ha-yuuuge hands, big announcement at TRUMP Tower. We’ll finally find out whether or not Obama’s from Kenya.

Jesus, that’s dark.

the two guys he met on the MRA/MGTOW forum you know he frequents.

Each picture has exactly two likes. They’re from the same two, single, bros, who also have awkward facial hair and enough chins to need a tally board.

Cruz is such a pious Christian man-type thing, how could he ever be tempted into viewing such sinful material? Clearly the Devil is an expert in hacksmenship and broke into Ted’s twitter account and “liked” that dirty, dirty post.

As a voter in western America, Mrs. Angry and I were very excited that Booker seemed poised to take a run at the White House. Now... not so much. I can forgive him a little, as he’s a professional politician, and no matter how honest and ethical any man or woman is before they are elected to state or federal level

Estimates of false reports are really, really hard to do (as you might imagine). Also, false reports doesn’t always mean false victims. A study I saw a while back found that a significant number of potentially false reports were reported by someone other than the alleged victim—for example, a parent who disapproved of