As Bennett was not arrested or charged for any crime, we can safely assume he has not committed any crime. Why then does this letter attempt to paint him as a criminal and a villain in this scenario?

Wait, why am I talking to a climate change denier? Am I a hostage in this scenario?

My mom and dad, back when they used to watch a lot of CSI and real life murder shows, used to joke all the time about poisoning each other with thallium. They are super in love and so your jest just gave me an “awwww” moment.

We just need to OWN them, silly - not know how they WORK.

I can only barely bear bare bears, I don’t want them armed.

Well, that was kind of unsettling.

I mean, feel free to explain to little Janie all about your Randian jerkoff fantasy and how her mother is a leech on the system but Janie is eight and she’s hungry and she doesn’t understand why adults who have food won’t give her food when she’s hungry.

I respectfully disagree. Sessions is the worst of them all, Trump included. Why? Because Trump is, intellectually, morally and ethically speaking, a nullity. The oath he took to uphold the Constitution is like me swearing to uphold the Voynich manuscript. Miller is the product of a life spent being scorned by…

“It’s a chin. There’s definitely a chin there. The goatee outlines the chin, which is prominent. Not a big deal.”

None of you fools recognize a good ol’ fashion Covfefe when you seen one?

“Damn, look at those descended testicles!”

“My boobs didn’t grow because men find them attractive”

I don’t consider them zombies, either. They’re cave-dwelling monstrous humanoids who attack the women. They don’t seem undead. They’re averse to the sunlight because of sensitivity based on their pro-dark eyesight. And they’d probably be amazing at spelunking if they had the gear. But aside from that, I agree with you!

They don’t look same to me.

Where you at a thing with my 92 year old grandma? We do have to remind her not to say that.

I would have yelled at that person loudly and with everyone’s attention.

I had to spend 30 minutes explaining to my 70+ year old father that he couldnt use the word oriental to describe people. He’s a smart, well educated, super liberal man and he just couldn’t believe that was true. This conversation happened in front of my 1/2 Japanese cousin.

Here’s the easy answer to the permit thing:

Good luck on your interview! Practice what you will say in your interview. Walk in with confidence and go over the awesome things you do on a daily basis with your new employers.