I have yet to be entertained by Jimmy Fallon.

but he is never entertaining

Just be grateful he didn’t do one of his fucking ‘slow jam the news’ segments with Trump.

I am sorry, but I have a valid excuse, I am behind proxy,

Unfortunately he’s a useful one.

Fallon is an idiot.

Call me when she vomits on a Prime Minister.

I would like to take a moment to pay tribute to my father, Marine Corp Colonel Samuel Tillett for his courageous and near fatal actions, attempting to save as many lives as possible 15 years ago today in his position as head of security at The Pentagon. When the plane hit my father was not but a hundred feet from the…

I have my own crazy conspiracy theory about this. Here is what I think happened-

Had Hillary considered following Trump’s health regime, this never would have happened. Sad!

Jubilee doesn’t bring arcade machines to life with her powers. She melts them into tiny puddles of slag!

North Dakota: We fuck the environment & really drill journalists.

Thanks for your two cents, Reince.

Yeah, that’s not going to bite Jill Stein in the end.

Hillary Clinton meanwhile made a speech promising to really stick it to oil and gas companies.

Unfortunately, her dry, straight, facts-only news program has no appeal to the majority of Americans who want their news to be flashy and funny and entertaining whether it’s true or not.

I am filled with a profound sense of sadness.

Both North South Dakato are unfriendly places for American Indians. So not surprised this happened.

I didn’t realize the mark of good journalism was humor.

Amy Goodman is a fucking hero. Grossed out by her warrant but definitely not surprised. This might have the effect of bringing the whole thing even more into the spotlight though, which could be a great thing.