The whole reason this ‘relief package’ took this long and is so pathetic is because of Mitch McConnell and the Republicans. So your assertion that ‘congress != Republicans’ is correct, it’s only symbolically correct. Republicans control the Senate, which quite effectively controls Congress, because the House can’t do…

“The great news is, Congress is not going to be the Grinch,”

No, instead Congress is going to be that one boss you had that gave out $25 Amazon gift cards instead of actual bonuses at Christmas, with a big smile on his face, saying he really appreciates all your hard work.

Did YOU read what you wrote?

Republicans ≠ congress. I think that’s an important distinction. 

Twitter needed to ban him after it became clear Biden had won the election. Their stance on world leaders actually makes sense, but it doesn’t make sense for a lame duck leader who has lost an election and is just running out the clock and who is basically only tweeting lies about the election. Letting him continue…

Not just Uber. There are certification options for black, woman, veteran and other kinds of special ownership, but pretty much anyone can make those claims in any kind of advertising with absolutely zero verification.

Well, if they don’t get the nod for Reed and Sue, there’s always Scott & Barda.

Nah, it should totally be Kate Mara and... That one guy... Or Jessica Alba and.... That other guy...

Agreed. And I felt the same about Carrie Fisher and Leia.

So let me be clear. You’re writing a negative review about a game that you haven’t had the opportunity to play or even see anyone playing online or in reality? Hmmmmmm. Interesting psychological phenomenon.

You should definitely stick with the sweaters and stay away from a computer keyboard. At least I’m basing my…

If it’s street parking or third-party private parking.

I think movie theaters need to adapt and change. Stagnation leads to death. How exactly should they change? Fuck if I know. They don’t pay me to fix their shit so I’m not gonna waste time contemplating it.

Looks...fine? Jesus, you guys really got a hard-on for shitting on Stadia. Not everybody gets free PS5's and Intel i9 CPU’s. What’s your problem with working-class people getting to play the same games as you without spending $5k on bleeding-edge hardware every year?

Super Mario Bros. 2 [JP] isn’t a Mario game, it’s a lazy knockoff of a Mario game. Of course I’ve beaten it and can get though it with ease these days because it’s not actually a difficult game in any legitimate sense, it’s just hard to play (there’s a difference).

It’s a mere expansion pack that substitutes cheap…

It’s hilarious that you needed to bring “socialism” into this when:

I’m old enough. He was a scumbag surrounded by scumbags And you don’t want to *not* read about politics here, you just don’t want politics that don’t hew to the St Ronnie line.

This is the last GMG article I will click on for a long time.

This is the last GMG article I will click on for a long time.

Fuck this, and fuck you for posting it.

Fuck this, and fuck you for posting it.

I like the way you’re directly supporting the practice of scalping products that people can’t buy legitimately. That’s just super. It will in no way encourage the practice by making it even more profitable and consistent than it already is, ensuring that future high-demand items will become (somehow) even harder to…

I like the way you’re directly supporting the practice of scalping products that people can’t buy legitimately.…

The color scheme matches many of the original Game & Watch games, so I am totally into it. $50 may be a bit pricey, but you’re really getting it to have a Game & Watch replica that happens to play games. It’s a display piece for the nostalgic as much as anything else