Jacob’s Ladder is an absolutely classic and an amazing movie. Watch it. Anybody interested in film or, hell, any storytelling should consider it required viewing.

“Because he is all parents”

I’m not in favor of state sanctioned execution but oddly enough I’m cool with vigilante justice. Meaning if the dad had hit his target and managed to end this dude’s life, and I was on the jury, I’d let him walk in a heartbeat.

Is it me or is that son of a bitch smiling as the dad lunges at him and misses?

I’m usually pretty anti-death penalty... but apparently there is a line in my head where it becomes the right - the only - option and that line is women in garbage bags.

This makes absolute sense and my heart aches for this man. Having said that, that's a fucking amazing picture.

Was he arrested? If so I hope he won’t serve any time because he is all parents.

It’s perfectly in their rights to act this way—free-will and all—just as it’s in everyone else’s right to give them negative press about it.

It wasn’t the contact lenses that caused the damage, it was the panicked reaction to pain. Eyes that burn need to be flushed with fresh water, not dug at with fingernails.

To a person who wears contacts everyday, this is the reason I am solo in the bathroom and make sure it is a clean environment.

Dear IOC,

The devil is, quite literally, in the details.

Be honest - how wide was your grin when you realized you could end the article with this?

that is so fucking metal

Neil couldn’t make it because he’s prepping for his next World Tour. Werd.

I wanna know what happened to the chick who declared, famously, that she’d “jump” Rob Halford’s “bones”.

Best HMPL t-shirt:

Well.. If you can handle enough cheesyness to give you lactose intolerance, there’s One Punch Man:

FLCL