store raw meat

Calm down buddy. I want them to sell smaller containers because it doesn’t fit in my freezer. Miss me with your gross “just eat less” fatphobia. 

You’re right and you should say it. 

I don’t get it either. The appropriate milk alternative in this situation is water. 

St. Tropez is in France.

I disagree with this all on principle, but I love Tillamook ice cream and think their containers are too large. I welcome their smaller size. 

How much did Chipotle pay you all to recommend their soaking wet quesadillas…?

barefoot on it your feet will get sweaty

One of my friends moms sells this stuff. She does not recommend it to anyone and vehemently tells people to stay away from it.

Are you “the friend”? Are you accepting friendship applications?

“Is hamburger really American food? If you go back to the origin, it’s from Germany or something, but ask any American—they think hamburger is their food.

All I want Frito Lay to do is unionize their entire workforce and bring back 3D doritos how is that so hard?

It disrupts the line if you order in person. Someone makes the quesadillas in the back. 

As a whole, the English seem to be obsessed with the American diet for some reason, to the point where whenever a Guardian food writer like Felicity posts a recipe for an American dish, the comment section has a collective aneurysm.

Why does Rand Paul’s face look like one of those elderly babies in a pre-Renaissance painting?

…did you think human past was filled with pleasant days where we didn’t kill people?

Is congee just rice grits?

Oh you mean 😕

This recipe looks delicious.

TIL centaurs have pubes but no penises.