Must be some seriously weird chemicals in the water where you live you you've never heard of hyperbole.

Someone get this girl some goddamn pants already. I get it Miley: you have the super sexy, ultra-fem physique of a twelve-year-old boy.

I don't think there was a vote. Not one by the general populace, anyway. It was just a handful of old dudes deciding to show the world how stifled they are.

My Lana Del Rey impression: "I'M SO FECKING COMPLICATED AND EDGY SOMEONE LOOK AT ME OR I'LL FECKING KILL MYSELF! I MEAN IT THIS TIME YOU GUYS! I'M REALLY GONNA DO IT! IS ANYONE CARING ABOUT ME YET?"

I doubt it. TV networks have entire legal departments to squelch this crap. Best case scenario, they'll offer her a few thousand dollars to go away because that'll be cheaper than seeing the whole case through. And she'll take it because her "book deal" doesn't sound too promising.

Do we have evidence that she won, or is that just what she's claiming?

Yup. This woman sounds unbalanced. I think the hospital did the right thing, in that moment at least.

I thought the part where Wahlburg, when he's fighting with his mom, says something like, "Stop being mean to me!" was so heartbreaking.

True story: when I was in high school, the kids from Acalanes high were the sluttiest. Like "go to Catholic confirmation camp and blow a dude" slutty. Assuming nothing has changed, these are the kids who need the education the most.

I think THOT is the most hilarious thing ever.

Any time I can reference Milo and Otis is appropriate.

Cameron Diaz has too much a history as a sexpot for this role. Burnett, in addition to being a genius comedic actress, could actually be dressed down enough to look like a believably bitter middle-aged hag.

Workin on my night cheese...

I wasn't trying to question your personal intelligence; I was more questioning the intellect of the comedian. I see the logic there, but it's not healthy or productive to divide things so demonstrably.

That's a bit extreme. To separate things into strict black/white terms like that is not a sign of intelligence.

Yes, but it adds another level of slimy irony to the whole thing. His daughter is severely underfed but this guy can obviously get himself enough to eat and then some. Disgusting.

I always wondered about that. Why is the character always played by a girl?

I knew she was gonna be hot when she was nine. I mean that in the best way possible. That bone structure. Yikes.

"Classy" has completely imploded as a meaningful word. It's like someone saying, "I'm not racist, but..." It totally pegs you as the opposite of whatever you're saying you are/aren't.

I don't plan, I just casually look for ideas that might suit me later. But yeah, it's way more exciting when I'm seeing someone serious than just single and browsing.