I sort of doubt it. Not in modeling, anyway. These "alternative" looks meant to promote a different kind of beauty in the modeling industry redirect the attention toward the model, not the clothes. And it's not about the model; they're only there to literally prop up the clothes. So while her look is very unique, I…

I was gonna say, wasn't she kind of an asshole?

Dude I texted my ex at 10 am.

I love Old French Whore.

She can't help it if her superior genetics won't be squelched.

But you can't trust women to be rational. That's why nobody pays attention. We're too hormonal and hysterical for logic. That's why there's no glass ceiling, no such thing as pro-choice, and no wage gap. It's all in our pretty little heads.

That's a good point. Whatever her expectations were, it seems as if the teacher had a jocular relationship with the girl and dragging her into the pool was intended to be some kind of joke. Obviously, he went way too far. However, I feel like forgoing your academic requirements for they day — because you got your hair…

His response was hugely inappropriate, but her excuse was not reasonable. She knew she had to swim in PE that day — she brought her swimsuit and was clearly prepared — but got her hair done prior anyway and expected special treatment because of it. Again, his response was not necessary or ethical, but this girl kind…

Just three. Two girls and a boy. But one of them was a runt which is adorable so I'm satisfied. Mostly satisfied. I sorta want to get another. Nobody told me this would lead to an addiction. But it's the cutest addiction ever so it's cool.

'Ello. Girl who threatened to go to Target after work and get a Puppy Surprise here. Just did it. She's white and lavender and her name is SUGAR because of course it is. And no, I haven't opened her yet because I'm relishing the suspense. And yes, I COULD HAVE waited until Christmas but I'm glad I didn't because there…

I know right? Since motherfucking when?

I would too. I don't think I've reached that level of accomplishment in my life yet. Totes jealz.

I'm seriously considering going to Target after work and getting one. Right meow.

TELL 'EM BURT. DO NOT DISAPPOINT.

I love you.

Why is it the right thing to do now instead of twelve years ago? Because she doesn't have a career anymore and she needs to hitch herself to a trendy bandwagon so people will remember her, kind of?

Troll 2/10

You're welcome! I feel like everybody hates this time of year and has a hard time adjusting to it. There's a whole disorder attributed to it with the acronym "S.A.D." for its name, for heaven's sake. You're not alone I'm sure!

I'm pretty sure my dogs are only conscious about two hours a day now. They get up at four, then go back to sleep at six because it's goddamn nighttime.

Ah. I think I interpreted the "If I let you know," and "I hope you're responsible" lyrics that way.