Now that was fucking funny. I’ve seen them 11 times besides the cancellations. I will most certainly buy tickets again someday.

Can we all just admit that Prince performed the best and quintessential halftime show and maybe just replay that every year?

But have you tried slow cooking your Tide Pods in the Crock Pot yet?

Women are cast as the moral backbone of the society, so they become the custodians of sex. It’s men’s to take and women’s to keep. A woman’s worth is tied to how fiercely she guards it, so boys are conditioned to think ‘good girls’ say no and they are the ones worth pursuing. Her worth increases the more they have to…

I wish I was this eloquent.

I’ve read some interesting articles about why men expose themselves to women. They state that it is this sexual resentment that is channeled into misogynistic rage, in so much that the sexual release of it is the fear and horror you cause in the woman. Basically to show her that she is powerless to do anything, and…

Welp I said I was gonna chop off all my hair and I did!

-Half oz bud, ground.

I use marijuana to self medicate, and have been for the last year. It’s made a noticeable difference in my mental health. I have fewer panic attacks, I’m able to leave the house on bad days (sometimes), it keeps my hypomania manageable and it keeps my depression from crushing me. However, that shit gets expensive and…

As much as I absolutely despite this buffoon, I have to admit that he may have a point about the media - not that they are going to cover him favourably, but that his gong show of a presidency is like a car wreck that the media can’t ignore. During the election it made me so angry that he got so much coverage. If this…

I’m very interested in how this house buying transaction happened. I imagine Taylor putting on a nice pencil skirt and a blazer with bad shoulder pads and showing this couple houses (probably with breakfast nooks. I imagine she’s into breakfast nooks. Who isn’t?) until they find the perfect one. Then Taylor’s manager…

She knew exactly what the fuck she was doing.

Red wine in hot chocolate (preferably made with dark chocolate) is a much better boozy winter beverage than eggnog.

Yes, yes, YES! I grew up in the 70s & 80s and my mom was a “nogger” (you can use that). I loved it and it was a holiday treat. I’m in my 40s now and I enjoy it even more because it has the nostalgic factor. However, most of my friends either strongly hate it or have no desire to try it. The calories in it have made me…

More eggnog!

That hairline is a ticking time bomb, just wait.

Have you adopted? I am asking because it is not easy. It’s also not asked of couples not dealing with infertility or illness on the reg. In fact, her husband having cystic fibrosis also could count them out from adoption. Private adoption is expensive (as much as three rounds of IVF at my clinic, if you pay out of…

I still have a space in my heart for Veronica Mars.

Sheesh cmon! We are on Jez where we only build people and things up until we can laugh hysterically at their demise...

You’ll be needing those kids to support you since they will be your new retirement plan.