My school parking lot was like I imagine many high school parking lots in the mid-2000 semi-affulent parts of the South: 4runners, giant brand-new ford trucks with unnecessary lifts and exhaust systems, Jettas (for the ladies), New Beetles (also ladies) and a slew of mid-size sedans and older trucks. There were,…

It’s like a game of fucking Rummy-O

Wow, at least this was a game. Auburn played like dogsh*t all afternoon. Passing on 3rd and less than 3 is bad once, but FOUR F*CKING TIMES?!

Christ if this is where LSU got Mike then where the hell did UNA get Leo and Una?

It’s funny that they have The Tiger positioned above with his claws out and Aubie underneath with his arm raised in defense, because Clemson is gonna rip our goddamn faces off and the entire town will disappear down a bottle until the next weekend where a difficult win against the Red Wolves will seal our fate for the…