Let’s all get buckled in together because there’s a lot to unpack from last night’s episode of Heart Attack Island. Where does one even begin!?

I’m starting to think that Tuesdays are nothing but bad luck for me. Last week I was sidelined from watching Temptation Island due to having four of my teeth forcibly ripped from my mouth.

My, my, my what a week it has been. Usually, I like to share how Pancake and I are doing on our Temptation journey on Wednesdays, but I decided to have all my molars taken out on Temptation Tuesday and the only temptation I was facing was whether to cry loudly or cry quietly. I opted for loudly in case you were…

As a good friend once told me, I like to play fast and loose with my feelings. The latest iteration of my relationship self-sabotage is forcing my fiancé to watch Temptation Island with me and play along with the show. Of course, he was against the idea at first but we only have one TV and I make this really cute face…

I have a blue ukulele. His name is Marty, after my favorite former Ranger, Martin St. Louis. This information has no bearing on any products that I use, but I feel like you should know this about me because it makes me seem cool. I do a really dope rendition of Make You Feel my Love on this ukulele. It jams.