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In high school a bunch of us really couldn’t stand the AP biology teacher, she was pretty terrible. We got it in our heads that we could hold a protest in the school to prove we shouldn’t have to go to class- “like in college” if we could master the material on our own. We were extremely convinced it was totally worth

I met HRC once, on my 21st birthday. I was working at a Clinton Foundation fundraiser at the Museum of Natural History in NYC. They hadn’t told us anything about how the Clintons would enter and I just assumed they would come in the back through some super secret door or something.

was he shocked when the didn’t show up barefoot and pregnant?

I love that if you click on the link in the article, it takes you to a fox news article that doesn’t even recognize that he just said that.

and mimosas tbh

they’ll survive on their love and then die together

So did they get minimum wage, part time position with no benefits? Because nothing spells romance like poverty.

Breakfast for dinner is pointless without waffles.

I guess if you’ve already been indicted on felony charges, violating an injunction seems like no biggie ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m over crochetty old white people talking shit about Beyoncé and Cam Newton this morning. Dear fellow white people:

The minute Kesha puts out a new record, I’m going to buy ten copies and roll around in a pile of glitter.

This chainsawsuit comic is my favorite response to the “all lives matter” people:

the new fancy shmancy IPIX

What theater charges $20 a ticket?! The regal there did get renovated with recliner chairs which is so nice but they are still charging $13 a ticket.

Don’t forget about Rockville (aka NORTH POTOMAC, because Rockville is simply not posh enough)

Forget my weirdest sex dream, LET’S TALK ABOUT SPIKE. Good god, I would do very bad things with that man, (with his fake accent)

I wish I could answer a resounding “Yes!” Sadly, though, I’m not even sure he’s the worst man in Texas.

Progressive country does progressive thing.