Technically, it's missing hero cats and Tom Hiddleston. But I'm willing to let that slide.

I predict a "hero cat" backlash when video surfaces of her scratching Jay-Z in an elevator.

You know what would be absolutely terrifying to a cat? Taking them to a stadium full of people to throw a ball.

I mean, really, this cat saves a kid's life (or at least his leg) and in return she gets a lifetime of traumatizing gigs.

I'm really sorry for your loss, losing a wanted pregnancy is one of the worst things I've ever felt and I can only partially understand what you must have felt!

I'm so sorry for both of you. I can't imagine what you have been through. Lots of hugs from the mom of another lost baby.

I had the same experience. After the devastation of losing my baby at term, I kept getting formula samples and Toys R Us coupons in the mail. As if I didn't already feel like the universe had it in for me...

Not all dogs...

Wasn't it cool how she did acknowledge the "all men" part too?

Two weeks, later, still hilarious.

This always happens to "developed" girls. Which is awful, in that the way your body exists is not necessarily within one's control.

Ugghh I have such mixed feelings on this. As a fat girl, I want to stand up and cheer cause hey, a lot of us want romantic love and live in a society that says by virtue of our looks we shouldn't receive it. So hurray for messages that fight that.
But at the same time, no one *deserves* a relationship. Everyone has a…

GOD, RIGHT?? I always catch myself saying my husband "does a lot"—by which I mean he does almost as much as I do in terms of housework and childcare. I still do the bulk of it, but when ever I start complaining about how overloaded I am with work and the kid and housework, I always find myself adding, "but I'm lucky…

John the Baptist cried out in the wilderness and people went out to listen to him. This guy cried out in the middle of the town square and everyone left. I don't know about you, but I'd say that's a clear hint from God.

I'll take that under advisement. Thanks for stopping by, dad. It's always nice to hear from you!

Hear hear, we have this debate monthly and it is so tiresome and predictable. The same exact comments and responses are given each time;

Oh, come on, women have the right to be pedophiles just like anyone else.

Peen.

This has to be one of the saddest things I've read in a long time.

I find this story difficult to believe without some sort of outside corroboration.

I've seen some outfits at Disneyland and California Adventure far more scandalous than this one. Sounds to me like it was a shitty employee not making it the happiest place on Earth.