We’ll see your lasagna pizza and raise you a popcorn shrimp pie

Little Caesars, not usually known for its innovation, announced this week that it has unfurled a lasagna pizza in select locations in West Virginia, Ohio, and Georgia. Brand Eating announces that said pizza will feature a toasted Parmesan breadcrumb crust, a meaty marina sauce, Italian sausage, some ricotta added to…

Football players punished after running naked with Oreos between butt cheeks

This is one of those stories where we’re just at a loss and have a lot of questions. Namely, “Why?” Also, “What for?” Specifically, “How come?” Nevertheless, we are compelled to report that ten players from the Byron High School football team in northern Illinois were recently reprimanded after confessing to a “naked…