Looks like Cleveland...

You two motherfuckers best start heading to Temecula.

Jehovah’s Witnesses do not refuse standard medical care. The only procedures they refuse are blood transfusions. I was raised as one.

You laugh, but that call is echoing into space and has already dissuaded two alien civilizations from coming to Earth and destroying us.

“Spanish-speaking immigrant lollygags at work. Wall does its job.”

*Disapproval intensifies*

It has nothing to do with the interference call. Look at that girl’s reaction. I know a sidepiece when I see one.

The theatre: where fans are deliberately placed to where they can potentially interfere with the play.... then get kicked out of the theatre for interfering with the play, as if the possibility of it happening never even occurred to anyone before.

moar like kevin durant gonna be a fucking wizard amirite

Goose Gossage is going to be so pissed!

JJ Watt would be a perfect spokesperson for Affliction clothing.

“Hufnagel is a brilliant recruiter”

Alternate Headline: Flirty Reporter tries to get exclusive access by being flirty.

The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

Tampa Bay is not a city.

Kobe spoke to the 2 players as well. He gave them the number of a good jeweler.

Sexually propositioning a woman and her mom at a stoplight?

Because since there are no women you must sex men and lol sexing men is gay.

What about the homophobic implications of the “sausage fest” chant?

Pretty corny, dude