I was in fifth grade when the first Kingdom Hearts was announced. I remember walking into class as a classmate was show off a gaming magazine with a rumor (possibly around April Fools time) about a game that would be “final fantasy but with disney characters!” and none of us believing it was real.

Yeah, he overdid it a bit.  All I can ask for (38-7) is that he keeps the same enthusiasm (38-7) for when his Vikings (38-7) come up shortly (38-7).

Well, I guess that’s one way to get to 12% annual growth...

A little too on the nose. Any detective worth their salt knows Philadelphians often treat cheesesteaks as legal tender.

Putting clothespins on power cords to save money by keeping electricity from escaping as waste is one of the stupidest fucking things I’ve ever heard. If people who believe this have kids that go to your kid’s school, you need to find your kid a new school.

Video games. The NFL. Disaffected young men with mental problems. Chicago pizza.

Sounds like Microsoft testing new grounds for the next gen release. Why announce a $400 initial price when you can say $30 a month for two years? I mean that’s cheaper then internet these days. 

We now live in a world where “losing a game of Madden” is now on the list of stats for “causes of a mass shooting”.

Why does Deadspin embed the league’s YouTube videos when the league’s YT doesn’t let its videos play as embeds here?

So, do defenders in the Big 12 deliberately avoid tackling because of CTE fears, or is it part of the plan?

My 2 year old pronounces it “Kanza Shitty” and I’ve never once corrected him. 

Still the most interesting thing about the KC Chiefs in my lifetime. Goddamn that is sad. 

On the one hand, this punishment seems a bit light. On the other hand, at least he didn’t let a couple of players get free tattoos. 

Just buy rechargeable AAs. Amazon or IKEA have fantastic ones at low prices. You can then use them in whatever you want but not send them off to landfill when their charge runs out.

I’ve been using the same four rechargeable AA batteries since the Xbox 360 era. Spent maybe $18 for the kit, it’s all lasted me more than ten years, and I don’t have to worry about battery disposal. When the two in my controller die, I just swap them with the two full ones waiting in the charger. You, too, can be…

The hard cap of 10 points seems very odd to me. I understand their theory for why they want to do it...but 10 just seems like you’re restricting yourself to a really tight range. Especially given that in college basketball, a back-and-forth close game often turns into, like, a 7-point win when there’s a couple last…

Still the best thing the Bills have done in 20 years. Also, not done by the Bills.

So not only do you use the handicapped stall without shame, you intentionally lie on your way out?

WTF is this yelling “O” during the anthem nonsense?   

“You can keep looking, Kotaku, and please let me know if you find anything,” he said in the video, setting off a chain of subsequent discoveries and accusations of dozens more instances of apparent plagiarism. Miucin has since removed the video from his YouTube channel.