“Now that Labron James got his ass beat and handed to him by the Celtics” it’s cool Simmons writes in sometimes 

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The day Pelosi leaves government I'm throwing a huge goddamn cookout. Can't stand her. 

You can’t really tell if something may or may not offend the people in question. It’s a community, not everyone will give the same answer.

I do not know what a “spline” is or what you’re bitching about. You can still watch the subbed version online. Especially when you seem to believe that the distributor of the anime in question should give up its own free speech to not dub the episode. Why do you hate free speech while allegedly claiming that you’re…

Let me remind everyone that this is not censorship. Censorship implies that the government has banned the episode in question. This is not the case as its still possible to stream the subbed version of the episode. No, what has happened was that the distributor to the Pokemon anime has decided not to localize this…

Univision bought The Onion and the AV Club. Univision also bought GMG and then put all their online media under one umbrella called FMG. Univision then mismanaged all of it spectacularly, and are now trying to sell it all after forcing buyouts on everyone.

So you’re saying it’s a coupe?

I’m sensing you think this should have been two posts, not one. You might be right. Would have really hit the second-phase idea more effectively. 

We have jetpack cat. Her name is Pharah. She loves belly rubs.

You guys seem to think E3 didn’t start today. Did you miss it? It was pretty great. I thought it was really ballsy for Gearbox to announce Duke Nukem: Eternity and its sequel, Duke Nukem: Perpetuity at the same time.

Do you have any idea how condescending this is? I slept like a baby last night because I’m a 28 year old who knows games are fake. I’m just painting this moment with some drama because I think that would make for an interesting read.

“I Accidentally Killed An NPC And It Was Kind Of Interesting” isn’t really a great…

It would also be pretty fucking weird if Kotaku’s cosplay section ignored SEVENTEEN highly regarded cosplayers who got together to cosplay literally every fucking character in one of the greatest video games of all time.

Hell yes. I actually missed that post, since I only regularly check out the main Kotaku page; so thanks for the link!

Women in videogames have no choice, because they’re fictional characters that have as much agency as their writers/creators/the script gives them.

I wish I’d had a story to share with you for this one, but most of my deaths have been pretty un-spectacular.

So, that’s just like, your opinion.

Yeah man it’s like people die racing all the time now, you know? I can’t even think of another motorcycle race this weekend where two people didn’t die, like, people die all the time what’s even the big deal, you know? Every race weekend kills at least two people. I defy anybody to name even ONE race since racing…

Wakanda forever