don’t tell me Farfetch’d wasn’t made specifically to toss in a pot of boiling water

That sounds like a name I would have given my D&D character when I was 12. Which I guess in a way, is about right for Star Wars.

You Sir must buy an MV-1

Just finished my build last month: what this project might have looked like 20 years ago. Still gotta get those lawnmowers though.

This is a great column and the comments will be a train-wreck.

To be fair, Forza is sublime.

There’s one early dungeon - I forget which - where you progress by going down a series of elevators. I will admit that I was noobing it up by aggroing as a DPS, but the tank dealt with it by aggroing as many mobs as he could then taking the elevator back up, leaving us down with the rest.

Enjoy all those awesome cut scenes you’re going to have to skip!

It’s only an insult if you’re homophobic.

All of Cleopatra’s.

Best Civ VI leader Animations? I’m pretty happy with Hojo Tokimune’s when you turn down is offer. Victoria when pissed at you is also super amazing.

Marcus Fenix/Dom Santiago

bunnyribbit, mekamechanic, snake/otakon

every overwatch character x jeff kaplan

“Modoc County”

I dunno, I think Tucker had more legitimate reasons to be complaining. Musk is closer to being Silicon Valley Trump.

NASCAR?

Former bartender that can confirm many basic bitches love Long Islands at their favorite campus bar

Every 90's kid with a good childhood reading this article like:

I’ve been on Jalopnik for a while now, so I know that this is a clear case of the tire pressure being off by less than a PSI.