Don’t you all have phones?

I for one am always surprised to learn that this man is still alive.

A haiku, in honor of the occasion:

Note that he bought GameStop stock in February of 2022. Like, two years after GameStop stock was a big thing people actually made money on.

That was my first and I think only experience with him.  I recall thinking, wow they nailed the casting. Dude looks like he oozes sleaze. Flash forward like ten years later and here we are.

It kind of strange when we finally realize that Vin Diesel is the least “candyass” of this two bald guy.

this show is straight up ridiculous now.

I hope Quaritch gets to do a Face turn in Avatar 3 and gets to complete his Vegeta style Character arc. 

Mallrats should have gotten an honorable mention. 

Caveat Ape-tor.

Absolutely shook to learn that Hannibal got LASIK like 6 years ago. Have I never seen new clips of him? Have I seen new clips but mentally added glasses? This has rocked me to my very core. 

This is my fault, guys. I wished for Wonder Woman 3 on the magic wishing stone and the wish is going wrong in annoying ways.

Raylan Givens would like to have a word

In addition to the pandemic release scheduling disaster of Wonder Woman 2, it also sucked.

Nominating Rob Brydon, Richard Ayoade or transplant Rob Delaney. 

Lucas and Fielding sort of have the same comedic energy, one that doesn’t tend to build on one another the same way Mel and Sue (MEL AND SUE!!!) did, or even Noel and Sandi. They need somebody with a bit more warmth on the show.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

So you paid for pussy?

I’m glad you updated. Chun Li is from Tekken 3 for those wondering.