In my friends defense, he often has an issue with the lights/stereo shorting out. I really admire VW’s “All or Nothing” attitude.

+1 because not I’m giglling about my friends Lemon Law’d GTI. hahaha

What about a synchro?

I’m not alone? I’m not alone!!

Sure looks tasty... I’d hate to lose this too! I’m honestly shocked that watermelon grows in North Korea or do you think they import it by the truckload? Maybe watermelon to Kim Jong-Un was like Hennessy to Kim Jon-Il? Vice should tackle this question.

Amazing for offroading, relatively easy to park/navigate cities and you can live out of one. Seems like a winning combo. But they’re not cheap.

I legitimately want to buy a 4'x 4' camper van. Something like this:

Oh gotcha. Black Flag and Jalopnik follow me... maybe I need to finally buy a bike before Sean adds me. haha

Sean, I’m grey again for some reason... help?

Wow.

Well, it was dark, foggy and icy but I had all the confidence, because Subaru.

News Flash! You’re the idiot causing an unsafe situation.

Spoken like a true gentleman. Here’s an anecdote:

Weird. I don’t see the 1 Million counts for “Driving like an Ass Hat”.

Drool.

Looks nice!

Looks nice!

Yup. I agree that there are too many options for getting home safely nowadays, especially in urban areas.