Everyone would continue to torrent

I don't think you can apply metrics like "quality" to this movie

It must be the first of the month! New billboard day!

Not like he can beat us up anymore

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When you someone more pedantic

The one where the main joke was about Ace Ventura?

Man… remember Dumb and Dumber?

Hey, free jar. It was jam making season.

Actually it's about ethics in angry journalism

Save your opinions for the app

Hence the prequel

When there's a radiohead album that fucking pitchfork doesn't give 10/10 you know it's not a great album

Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners…

You know, the name does strike me as familiar from somewhere

Well, the porn other commenters were in are less 'parody' and more 'homage'

Wait, there are going to be other newswires? You aren't just spending today on round the clock Dikachu coverage?

And this is coming from someone on the avclub

15 years in a gulag

Plus, anyone can have kids