Eeeeeehhh...
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gerrymandersalamander2
Right?? Just own it! I know two separate couples I had this convo with (people I know well enough to have this convo with):
- You have access to Plan B should you have an unwanted pregnancy
Now this... this is a religion I can throw myself into heart, body and pie-hole. Tell me though, is it difficult to convert? Don't get me wrong, I will hop over any low to the ground hurdle placed before me, I will take any challenge as long as it is you know, not really difficult and never includes spiders or such.
NEVER misuse the power of baked goods. For they are good, and they are righteous and those who use their sacred tastiness for evil shall be smited. So, saith the cew-smoke. Now behold the mighty sacrament of the Church of the Awesome Bakery. So let it be photographed, so let it be eaten. Amen.
What sort of moron doesn't realize that marriage does not always equal happily ever after? In fact it can be one of the loneliest, heartbreaking states.
I would never put up with someone I've only gone out with once or twice getting that needy. But then I married the first guy I met that didn't try to follow me around like a puppy. It's worked out well.
I call the needy people "dog people." They need constant attention and assurance, and can be exhausting if you are a "cat person." I like people, but I also used to cherish long, uninterrupted weekends of recharging time (the kids took care of that, little puppies that they are). I get along best with cat-like…
The harassers are at fault here- you shouldn't have to suffer because of them, it is absolutely NOT your fault. Maybe this is something to take up with a therapist, and maybe you'd consider taking some legit boxing self defence classes (with sparring drills) so you might feel like you're more in control of the public…
I typically remain suspicious of people who date outside their age range, simply because it's easy to fetishize a person with a characteristic, rather than take on the challenge of getting to know a person for who they really are, instead of what kind of trophy they represent to you.
Just text him already. It's not as though lives are on the line.
My guess:
1)Sunglasses is part of the douchebag famousperson uniform
and on a not unrelated note,
2)people tend to show their age around the eyes.
Well, in the music video for starters, and he was on Graham Norton sans glasses. He looked like burst blood vessel, prematurely aged, bloated drunk that he is.
You can be homoromantic, sure - but "homosexual" implies sexual attraction. Homosexuals can be homoromantic as well - I'd wager to say most are - and, as a lesbian, I find that when I'm not being described as a predator hiding underneath the beds of innocent straight girls, I'm described as an asexual creature who…
I'm going with tricky angle so I can sleep tonight
Of course not! They also exist to cavort around naked for your amusement. Silly Pope.
No. Turning to men as your primary source of emotional support and intimacy is such a 20th century thing. Doesn't that make most women in history lesbians? And, it's not clear what then separates deep friendships between women from lesbian relationships - is my totally-straight sister in a lesbian relationship with…
Also love the "without any clear trigger" bit. A lot of clueless/bitter guys are like "OMG FEEEMALES HAVE NO LOGIC. There was NO REASON she should be upset because she's just being a crazy emotional bitch*
*AKA I did something stupid/annoying/baiting and refuse to own up to it, or think she should totally be fine…
Misogynist dickhole doesn't GET your anger, internet LAYYYDIES.
Ok... *backs away slowly*